Deep Throat Rotor by Tamatoys

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Reviewed by Milkmaster, edited by Otaku Apologist. Toy bought from JLIST.

I want to say, the Deep Throat Rotor by TamaToys is by far the worst onahole I have ever used. Now, I am not an onahole connoisseur by any means, as I get to fuck as much pussy as I want with my massive dick (I lie), but I have tried a few holes out, and I know what feels good on my cervix-shattering love giant. Hello readers, I am Milkmaster, and I’m here to tell you why this hole is fucking shit.

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The box looks pretty damn nice. So nice I want to put it on my shelf and show it off to my friends and family. The art is hot: just look at that generic slutty anime girl giving head, all tied up, all sopping wet with various fluids. Unlike some other toys I’ve used on my erogenous zones, this one doesn’t give off a permeating odor that lingers on my dick and hands.

The toy is also made of a durable silicone, which seems to clean super easily in the sink and not pick up lots of lint and dust. The vibrator itself looks lovely and an inviting shade of pink, and it’s made from a surprisingly pleasant soft plastic.

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Sounds good, right? Well, the descriptions on the various websites that sell this toy make it sound even better. There’s supposed to be “16 different patterns of buzzing pleasure, all while maintaining discreet sound levels”. The 16 patterns is a true statement is certainly true, but “discreet sound levels”? Absolute bullshit. There are three vibrators here, and each one lets out a permeating sound that could easily be heard out my door and into the rest of the house (believe it, I checked while I was home alone).

The sound is a real problem straight off the bat, because I live with three other housemates. Three housemates who most definitely know what a vibrator sounds like. Three housemates who probably wouldn’t take kindly to hearing their housemate fucking themselves with one. So, this limits the use of the hole right off the bat, as you can only use the damn thing when nobody (or someone who doesn’t mind hearing you masturbate with expensive toys) is home. Nice.

My dick has felt better the time I fucked the raggedy family couch and got rugburn. All I got from these “high power rotors” was a slight buzzing on my licentious meat and a sense of shame that I spent money on this piece of shit.

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I really, really wanted to like this thing, to the point where I’ve used it about a dozen times. I’ve used it with the lube that came with the toy, and with KY Jelly. I’ve used it with various amounts of lube, from massive gobs to none at all (bad idea, don’t do this with any toy, please). Any attempts to leave it alone to do its thing as advertised were fruitless. Any attempts at thrusting just didn’t work too well due the super basic internal design. I even tried to shove the rotors up my puckered virgin asshole to make my swollen piston burst with overflowing honey. No luck, no dice, no cigar.

The short version is that I fucking hate this thing and I have never been able to jizz with it. It’s too much hassle for less than mediocre performance.

 

PACKAGE: 9

PLEASURE: 1

MATERIAL: 8

CLEANING: 9

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